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I’m a Holiday Virgin.


  • Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
  • Never had a Valentine Kiss.
  • Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
  • Never had a Valentine.
  • Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
  • Never been taken out during Christmas.

does this count for everyday too or 

(Source: erikbeeezy, via bunny-von-teese)

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my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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